Thursday, December 3, 2009

Whoaaaa an Alienn !


ALIEN : Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.


ME : Uhhm Hello ! My names Sheilana not earthling silly alien ..

ALIEN : May I ask you a few questions?

ME : Ofcourse!

ALIEN : I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

ME : Earth is very beautiful. There's so many interesting things on earth like the animals, plants, the people, and places. A place i think is beautiful is Puerto Rico. You should visit there.

ME : What is your planet like?

ALIEN : On my planet, we eat thru our ears, listen w| our eyes, and hear w| our mouth. We poop snails & eat elephant toes. Very yummy you should try it.

ALIEN : You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

ME : Most people don't pay attention to other people unless they know them i guess..

ME : What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

ALIEN : We float. Its hard to control it though cuz we sometimes bump into each other.

ALIEN : Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

ME : Because they sometimes have problems. Like they threaten us or say stuff that offends us.

ALIEN : It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

ME : Ewhh marshmallows ? Eat them everyday ?? Are you nuts ! Haha im not really into marshmallows unless its in hot cocoa or s'mores.

ME : What do you eat on your planet?

ALIEN : Elephant toes with BBQ sauce. Yummm mmhmmm :)

ALIEN : It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

ME : People don't care. They don't care that one lil trash they throw on the floor can effect the whole earth. They don't understand that the garbage can put pollution in the air and make it bad to the point where we wont be able to breathe. A lot of people try to get people to stop but they don't listen. They just ignore them and continue to litter.

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